- You don't need to fill out an application to join the off-topic forum.
- You don't need to know anything about "canon" to post in the off-topic forum.
- The off-topic forum contains 1/3rd of the calories of other leading forum brands.
- Ain't no forum like an off-topic forum, 'cause an off-topic forum don't stop.
- The off-topic forum will be there to comfort you when you are dying.
- The off-topic forum once rocked so hard it killed a man.
- Nothing will raise your post-count, and thus your e-cred, faster than the off-topic forum.
- The off-topic forum won't judge you. It will, however, eagerly join you in judging others.
- The off-topic forum is always down to party.
Feel free to respond with more reasons. I will periodically add them to the list above.